Friday, December 01, 2006
Quiz of the day

Okay, this one's baffled me. The following is a true story, no sarcasm, no punchline, I'm just baffled by it. Can anyone explain it...?
Alright, take a look at this very boring photo. This is my bedroom door at New World Lodge, Bangkok.
You need to use the key to open the door. You then have to insert it's keycard into the slot in the wall, otherwise you have no electric, no lighting, a/c, and so on.
So, your first thought as soon as you get into the room is to insert the keycard. And the key is left danging, as shown, so you can't knock against it to damage it or anything.
With me so far ? Good.
Explain this: for two days running, I have come back to my room, unlocked it no problem, put the card in, and gone to sleep. By the next morning, twice, I have woken up to find that the key has bent by around 10 degrees at the end.
This is a solid key, one piece of tough metal, and when I've discovered this problem, I cannot bend it back again.. it's too tough.
Reception has replaced my key for me both times, but I'm baffled.. how the hell could this have happened...?
I remember in GCSE Physics, you could put two pieces of welded metal of different densities under a bunsen burner, and it'd bend the combined metal in a given direction... but in a hotel bedroom..?! Where the temperature is between 27'c and 19'c ?! Oh, I'm confused.
Someone explain it for me, please...
And no, I haven't been room-sharing with Uri Geller.
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Just a quick note... Yes, it's the key that had bent by the morning, not the key card.
Two different (solid metal) keys... two days running.
Two different (solid metal) keys... two days running.
Try using the security latch next time you go to sleep and see if the problem still exists. Your picture shows it wasnt in use and we need to rule out the possibility of a Thai key-bending she-male entering your room whilst you are asleep.
Good tip, Matt (and congratulations), but I assure you that the only bent thing that's been in my bedroom was the key.
'arf 'arf.
'arf 'arf.
Its simple, you are so sex starved you have been banging it too much in the night
Sorry mike, could'nt resist it :)
Sorry mike, could'nt resist it :)
Are you sure thats a picture of a hotel room door ? Looks like a trouser press to me.
I have some great news for you Mike. Pippa is 3 months pregnant. Wasn't it about 3 months ago that you bumped into her in London ?
I have some great news for you Mike. Pippa is 3 months pregnant. Wasn't it about 3 months ago that you bumped into her in London ?
Just to clarify my last posting to your other readers. I was not suggesting that you are the Father of Pippa's child. I mean, it has to be pretty bad luck to get a woman pregnant by simply "bumping" into her in the street. Just wanted to clear that little point up!
Meanwhile, now that our school days sweetheart is not only married, but also pregnant, I now think we dont stand a chance in hell !!!
Meanwhile, now that our school days sweetheart is not only married, but also pregnant, I now think we dont stand a chance in hell !!!
Ah, Colin... never give up hope. Can a screaming, crappy, vomming baby really come between true love ?
Errr, I'll be quiet now.
And yes, it was my hotel room door. Come on, Mr Policeman, I want an explanation to this one...
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Errr, I'll be quiet now.
And yes, it was my hotel room door. Come on, Mr Policeman, I want an explanation to this one...
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